But if I DID I would slap this awesome Bat Weathervane on top of it on the first day of Fall and probably leave it there through Thanksgiving.
(Mainly because I wouldn't want to get the ladder out and climb precariously out on the roof the day after Halloween.)
Available from WindandWeather.com, here's the deets from the site:
Handcrafted of weatherproof, rust-free, recycled aluminum, this eerie garden vane is ready to haunt future generations! Bat in crescent moon hangs by wire and swings in the breeze. Bats/ornament, directionals (in the spookiest font), and 5' stake included. Formidably fashioned in Michigan.
Dear Copywriter: I don't know if it's the "spookiest font"... I mean... Helvetica can be pretty terrifying under the right circumstances.
So please, all you home and barnowners out there, buy this and let me know how it looks. I really want one but it would look a bit weird jutting out from the side of my apartment obscured by my Direct TV dish.