Ahhh summer. Far from Fall. But hey, you've gotta wade through the next 3 months to get to Fall, so enjoy it.
And what better way to celebrate summer than with a new t-shirt?
One of my favorite t-shirt companies Threadless has two new offerings for the discerning horror fan. Both feature homages to the hot-right-now but forever-timeless zombie.
You can get their TypeTee which has a bloody font scrawled across the front that says "Zombies Only Want You for Your Brain."
Or you can get the reprint of of "In Case of Zombies" which has a pseudo-instructional diagram of helpful tips for dealing with a zombie horde. Such movie-inspired nuggets as "Show No Mercy, She's Not Your Mother Anymore" and "Sporting Goods Can be Handy in a Pinch" will be right there on your torso for easy access.
I, personally, can't recommend more keeping your zombie instructions as handy as on your person. Because who wants to look for that stuff when you're running for your life and trying to find a shotgun and high ground?
Answer: No one.