Attention Sock Monkeys!
Get your sock-shotguns loaded with socks and decree "Sock on this!" as you shoot at Sock Zombie!
Looking like a cross between a sock puppet, a stegosaurus and a messy eater: Sock Zombie is here to eat the soft cotton brains of Sock Monkeys and stuffed animals everywhere. A great gift for the zombie lover or for that special someone who wants their Raggedy Anne to get her Resident Evil-Claire or Left 4 Dead-Zoey ON!
Available at OakBoston.com HERE for the low low price of $30.
UPDATE!: Thanks to Kate's post below (including video!) I've found yet another Sock Zombie site with the very easy to remember address of sockzombie.com.
What's there? A link to an Etsy shop with MORE sock zombies. I guess these things really do replicate quickly.
Sounds like an outbreak.
Better keep your socks quarantined in drawers.
For safety barefeet only, people.