Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Scary Props: Poltergeist Clown Doll Replica

There aren't too many things that creep me out.

But if I came home and all the lights were off...
And the TV was on a channel of white noise...
And all the furniture was pushed to the sides of the room...
And this Poltergeist Clown Doll Replica Prop was sitting in the middle with its head turned backwards facing me as I walked in...
I would...
Well, I would poop my pants.
I'm just sayin'.

Buy your own (they're a limited edition!) and come up with your own practical joke. They're only $1200 and available at Supermongrel.net.
Diapers not included.

3 comments:

Wings said...

Ugh! I just did a post on 13 Things That Creep Me Out, and this was #4.

Damn, I hate that clown!

AllHallowSteve said...

Oh yeah, definitely.
To quote Bart Simpson, "Can't sleep... clown will eat me."

Nice 13 Things list!

halloween spirit said...

Yeah, I agree. Not many things are as terrifying as evil clowns.

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