Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Pumpkin Teeth - Give Your Jack o' Lantern a Grin

You carve a pumpkin every year for Halloween but no matter how ambitious your ideas you're restricted by how careful you need to be with the teeth. Can't cut 'em to thin, because they'll shrivel early and make your jack o' lantern's sinister grin into a vegetable's impression of your grandpa without his dentures.

God bless America where every niche market can be filled. Enter: Pumpkin Teeth.

These plastic teeth can be inserted in the orange gums of your latest edible autumn artwork giving it a sinister toothy maw that'll last through jack's life.

Available in small medium and large, the plastic teeth can be used every year.

Now go work on that vampire pumpkin you've always wanted.

5 comments:

Max the drunken severed head said...

WHERE did you find these cool things? I haven't seen 'em anywhere.

I wonder if they are found only in a regional chain. I live (in a manner of speaking) in Pittsburgh PA.

AllHallowSteve said...

Max!

To be honest... I honestly don't remember how I stumbled on Pumpkin teeth. When surfing the internet for cool Halloween stuff you get to a site... which has links... you open tabs... you get to other sites through those links... and then sometimes... SOMETIMES a super awesome thing happens. Like Pumpkin Teeth.

Jan said...

My friend, Bob Conner, invented Pumpkin teeth. You can buy them from www.buypumpkinteeth.com

This year, it was mostly local (Wisconsin) but he hopes to be global eventually!!

Hope Halloween was everything you anticipated.
cheers, jan

Screams Unlimited said...

Bobs the greatest! We at Screams Unlimited are very happy with his product. His product is top notch!..Thanks Bob..

bob b conner said...

You can get Pumpkinteeth at the lowest price at our new site http://www.etsy.com/shop/pumpkinteeth?ref=si_shop

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